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In den Beginne...

24/01/2003 | 04:12 uur
in de categorie De wereld volgens


One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I'm lonely, and I'm sick to death of eating apples."
"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious, all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But...He'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He wont be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great." Says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch Lord?"
"Well...you can have him on one condition."
"What's that Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring....so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret. You know, woman to woman."

No offence naar de heren lezers verder (ik vind jullie heus wel lief, hoor). Maar ik vond het plaatje zo mooi. Altijd al gevonden trouwens. En dit tekstje slingerde al een poos rond in mijn inbox. En 1 en 1 is twee. Dusch.

Reacties op In den Beginne...

Ton 24/01/2003 | 11:31 uur
't Zijn anders wel mannenhanden.
claver 24/01/2003 | 13:26 uur
Tuurlijk ton, da's ook allemaal 'part of the plan' :)
24/01/2003 | 14:55 uur
mijn moeder heeft zo'n schilderij bij Kwantum gekocht
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